Jan 26, 2013 7:00pm PST
see, geico's customer satisfaction is at 97%. mmmm tasty. and cut! very good. people are always asking me how we make these geico adverts. so we're taking you behind the scenes. this coffee cup, for example, is computer animated. it's not real. geico's customer satisfaction is quite real though. this computer-animated coffee tastes dreadful. geico. 15 minutes could save you 15 % or more on car insurance. someone get me a latte will ya, please? >>> you don't need me to tell you this. relationships are hard. fake relationships may be even harder. the whole catfish phenomenon got its name from a 2010 film which is now being repurposed as an mtv show. >> hello? >> hey. megan? >> hi. how are you? >> your voice is not at all what i expected. ♪ ♪ >> i mean, she must be pretty awesome. at least from facebook. >> how long have you been calling each other babe? >> two weeks maybe. >> i'm good. >> last night we had a great talk. she told me about how a chicken makes an egg every day. did you know that? >> megan. i'd take you to my room and dry you off, touching every inch of you. >> all right
Jan 22, 2013 6:00pm PST
in the car, geico's emergency roadside assistance is there 24/7. oh dear, i got a flat tire. hmmm. uh... yeah, can you find a take where it's a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah? yeah i got it right here. someone help me!!! i have a flat tire!!! well it's good... good for me. what do you think? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. well, dad, i spent my childhood living with monks learning the art of dealmaking. you've mastered monkey-style kung fu? no. priceline is different now. you don't even have to bid. master hahn taught you all that? oh, and he says to say (translated from cantonese) "you still owe him five bucks." your accent needs a little work. omnipotent of opportunity. you know how to mix business... with business. and you...rent from national. because only national lets you choose any car in the aisle. and go. you can even take a full-size or above. and still pay the mid-size price. i could get used to this. [ male announcer ] yes, you could business pro. yes, you could. go national. go like a pro. stay top of mind with customers?
Jan 24, 2013 9:00pm PST
. remember? whoooa whooaa whooo! you know ronny, folks who save hundreds of dollars by switching to geico sure are happy. and how happy are they jimmy? happier than eddie money running a travel agency. get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. [ male announcer ] end your long week... with a weekend getaway. save up to forty percent on all weekend hotel stays. book by january thirty first at hiltonanyweekend.com. >>> i was the one that found supervisor milk's body, and i was the one who put a finger in a bullet hole trying to get a pulse. once you have been through one of these episodes, once you see what the crime scene is like, it isn't like the movies. it changes your view of weapons, i think. >> senator feinstein's bill to ban assault weapons, democrats are pushing in congress. what does newt gingrich think about it. he joins me now. welcome back, mr. speaker. how are you? >> i'm doing well, but i'm curious, piers, how many intros have you done using people who have successfully defended themselves with guns? >> let me ask you a question. how many pe
Jan 25, 2013 6:00pm PST
question, we're on call 24/7. so if ydead battery,t tire, need a tow or lock your keys in the car, geico's emergency roadside assistance is there 24/7. oh dear, i got a flat tire. hmmm. uh... yeah, can you find a take where it's a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah? yeah i got it right here. someone help me!!! i have a flat tire!!! well it's good... good for me. what do you think? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. britta olsen is my patient. i spend long hours with her checking her heart rate, administering her medication, and just making her comfortable. one night britta told me about a tradition in denmark, "when a person dies," she said, "someone must open the window so the soul can depart." i smiled and squeezed her hand. "not tonight, britta. not tonight." [ female announcer ] to nurses everywhere, thank you, from johnson & johnson.
Jan 27, 2013 2:00am PST
save hundreds of dollars by switching to geico sure are happy. and how happy are they jimmy? happier than eddie money running a travel agency. get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. >> i'm hit. >> clean through the heart. >> savages. >> you got any whiskey? >> thanks. all right, bite down on this. this is going to hurt. oh, god! >> charlie sheen's new movie. that looks like a surreal load of fun. >> thank you, thank you. >> enjoy making it? >> i do. copeland is a genius. i think he wrote it about a love that he lost and still couldn't figure it out. >> where are you now with women? >> a girlfriend? >> a goddess? >> no, just a girlfriend. >> what happened to the goddesses? >> they went their separate way. there was not a lot of drama. it was mutually agreed upon. >> every man's dream or did it get complicated? >> it got complicated. i still believe in that model. i think they have to know each other before they know you. you can't randomly put them together and expect it to work perfect because it doesn't work. >> tell me about the lady in your l
Jan 28, 2013 12:00am PST
interrupt and.us?one. oh no, i... just used my geico app to get a tow truck. it's gonna be 30 minutes. oh, so that means that we won't be stuck up here, for hours, with nothing to do. oh i get it, you wanna pass the time, huh. (holds up phone) fruit ninja!!! emergency roadside assistance. just a click away with the geico mobile app. >>> i've been to combat five times. see what i've seen. the death, the funerals, been around a bunch of explosions. i have light sensitivity, and ptsd. i've been through so much trauma. >> here on the front lines, speaking out about his troubled journey back from war, casey wilson. served in afghanistan, kosovo and iraq. tony robbins helped him overcompost traumatic stress disorder. he has ptsd something many war heroes suffer from. it's powerful and moving address you gave there. you can see the physical effects. you were shaking and you've clearly been through all sorts of trauma, in different ways. before you met tony, what was your life like? >> i was doing a lot of current therapy, you know, psychiatry, psychology, which i started in 2011. 2010, i started
Jan 22, 2013 9:00pm PST
seriously just say that? geico. just click away with our free mobile app. music: "make someone happy" music: "make someone happy" ♪it's so important to make someone happy.♪ it's so important to make meone happy.♪ ♪make just one someone happy ♪and you will be happy too. >>> this is "piers morgan tonight," the next four years, a live town hall special. day one, president obama's second term, can he keep his promises to america on guns after another school shooting today? >> our journey is not complete until all our children from the streets of detroit to the hills of appalachia to the quiet lanes of newtown know that they're cared for and cherished and always safe from harm. >> the economy. >> an economic recovery has begun. america's possibilities are limitless. >> social issues. >> our journey is not complete until our gay brothers and sisters are treated like anyone else under the law. >> tonight an unprecedented gathering on business, politics on both sides of the gun debate. dan rather, mark cuban, grover norquist, a texas gun owner who survived a mass shooting and a couple who